I took the day off. To go to the dentist. It sucked. I have the WORST dental insurance of all time, and by worst I mean the kind that DOESN'T COVER ANYTHING. Really, stupid insurance people? I pay you every month so that I can go to the dentist and pay them what you're supposed to pay? Really? I could have been saving that stupid payment every stupid month for the last stupid three years and paid the stupid cash up stupid front. It's so stupid!!!!! TDA I DO NOT HEART YOU.
There, it's all better now and I'm sure that when someone from TDA finds this post they'll feel thoroughly chastised and change their policies.
On a more cheerful(?) side note: Madison got her braces.

I have never seen someone so excited to have their mouth stretched 3 times it's normal size. And she's not done folks, we still have to visit the oral surgeon in a few weeks to do something about that tooth that's growing out of her nose. Just kidding, it's not really growing out her nose, but on the x-rays it's right behind her nose. It will come down by itself eventually, but it's going to take out a front tooth on it's way. I've decided that there would be no point to braces unless we're going to put the teeth where they are supposed to be so they're going to pull some teeth, hook a chain to one, and crank that sucker down. Sounds peachy.
And I found out that I have 4 teeth to fix. Yay me! (That's sarcastic by the way. In case you don't know me.) I am sucky at the dentist. The Novocaine makes me nauseated. But I'll cowboy up. So the reason I finally went is because I haven't been for like 4 years and because I've been having some tooth pain. But I get there and the tooth that hurts is not the one that needs fixing. It's weird to go to your cousin and have him poke around in your mouth and see how truly disgusting you are because you "don't floss regularly". And by the way, when the hygienist is reading off numbers like 2, 3, 2, 4, 3, while she pokes your teeth, THE 4 IS BAD. 4 means Gingivitis. Sick right? It's so disgusting. Oh my gosh I wanted to die. Granted, a 4 means that you have to floss daily and go to the dentist, and not that your teeth are going to fall out, but still she said GINGIVITIS. You don't use that word unless you hate the person. So she hates me. And she thinks I'm disgusting and that I don't brush my teeth. I can feel the bacteria feasting on my enamel!!!!!
So here is something that I found while looking up informational text on the platypus. It makes 5-6 years olds happy so I figured it'd help me too.
Platypus Song